Monday, June 11, 2012
Context: circumstances or events that form the environment within which something exists or takes place. There you have it - a tidy little definition of a word frequently used - and abused - in communication - verbal and non - as well as writing and informal discourse. I hate to be pesky (OK, I lied. As you know, friends and readers, fatigue, illness, temperament, certain people and most content that seems to stream into my consciousness directly from the television, elicit peskiness of unwarranted and lofty proportions. And you know this because I am also insensitive enough to ‘share’ my unattractive emotions at the drop of a hackneyed expression)
Now before you lower that boom of a pointer on your upper right corner “x”, deserting this tab as though you’d seen a warning prompt: “Continue reading at the risk of erasing your hard drive”, know that I’ve not embarked on an instructive stroll down “Composition I” lane - and we all know there’s no strolling ‘up’ that rocky road - but simply wanted to orient everyone to this evening’s pithy, playful ruminations. Lord knows, I stand first in the ‘orientation line’. The past five or six days have been inordinately disorienting causing a fit of seeking-in-extremis for peace, order, direction and pleasant experience. Lest I fall prey to a full-blown case of pesky.
Fortunately for all, persistence conquered pesky and I found my treasure trove – which, per Virginia law, I may keep if a ‘rightful owner’ has not left a claim. Last-minute changes had us dining at b-day grandpeep’s fave watering hole to commemorate her eighth year among the VERY quick. Molly is currently taking tennis lessons - and showing signs of greatness - but along with a tennis bracelet, we gave her a small, crystal catcher’s mitt and baseball which she literally ‘visits’ to admire every time she’s at our home. It’s a paper weight, actually, and I’d always found her tender fascination endearing. Especially in that the child shows no interest in the sport - save her Mets ball cap. Thus we presented Molly with the coveted trinket cum framed poem.
(Framing seems rampant in those heinous TV emissions of late. Watching the evening news brings a spate of commercial interruptions clearly aimed at robbing the unsuspecting, average watcher of his old friends – peace-order-direction-pleasant experience – with whom news is normally endured. They (we know of whom we speak) have some beastly attention-grabbers out there. Who’s NOT going to listen up when the subject concerns health – in the context of its continuity.
In that as a genre there seems to be no discernible distinction, we’ll have a gander at a common bladder issue, unpleasant but not life-threatening. At least the lure is cast in that manner. The captive audience takes the bait – and the Vesicare. The scene begins in our mythical land of “Context” with bronze-hued PVC-pipe figures marching this way and that, singing with hearty voices reminiscent of the era of protesting. (Which will re-enter in present tense context when the nightly news resumes.)
The message our marchers are conveying is that they’ve worked hard to get where they are (presumably ‘success-land’) and will not tolerate interruptions by ‘leaky-pipe-induced’ frequent trips to the ladies room. Enter Vesicare. By now you’ve gathered this is a pharmaceutical frame-up. The abject ‘bete-noire’ of over-active bladder syndrome, Vesicare renders this unsuspecting malady a thing of the past, a has been in the long line of similar would-be impede-rs of “so-if-you-go-to-Somewhere-on-your-way-from- Nowhere,-and-you-meet-anyone-you’ll-know-it’s-Me” bronzed marchers.)
Molly sat rapt, caressing her crystal treasure while proudly reading her poem:
INSTRUCTIONS for safe use of Molly’s enclosed:
Catch a falling star
and put it in your pocket.
Never let it fade away.
Catch a falling star
and put it in your pocket
save it for a rany day.
For love might come and tap you on the shoulder
some starless night.
And just to show you’ve grown a little bolder,
you’ll have a pocketful of starlight.
Pocketful of starlight.. . ..
Catch a falling star.
You’ve got your glove, just DO it.
(Others think that it’s ‘Their’ day.)
Catch a falling star,
you’re faster getting to it.
No one gets in Molly’s Way.
Your glove and ball –
the day that you got older -
came for catching light. Starlight’s best,
wants Molly’s glove to hold her.
Star-matching-Star made MAGIC all night,
Magic starlight all night.
Molly’s ball and glove
came when she reached her eighth year,
lighting up her sky with stars.
Molly’s ball and glove told all who came,
Now see here:
Stars’re hers now, they’re not ours.
Stars will never fade away. . .
Won’t be any rainy days. . .
Molly’s starlight’s here to stay. . .
Glove and ball are Molly’s way.
Love and Stars mark Eighth Birthday.
Candles out, but Starlight stays.
Pockets full, colorful
light from Stars all Molly’s days.
Light from stars that’s hers not ours.
But sharing, loving, bright Birthdays!
Balls in gloves
Showered loves. On her way -
Never, ever fade away. . .
All her starlit bright Birthdays
Always Starlit, bright Birthdays.
And a star she shall be, wherever her talents take her.
(Would that the same could be said of our marchers. Seconds after their song of determination and praise loses its volume, Mr. Friendly Voiceover, totally aberrant contextually, booms in to remind us in tutorial tones that, as with all modern miracle drugs, there MAY be side effects – of which he is all too eager to warn us. The litany – ranging from inconvenient to lethal – is prefaced by the what-has-become-typical advice, “Therefore, consult your doctor if you have any known conditions like heart arrhythmias, psychiatric disorders, respiratory ailments, glaucoma, G-I Tract Disorders or a significant history of allergies.)
We had plans to see “The Swingtime Salute” Saturday evening. This engaging musical production was rendered even more spectacular Saturday as it was “Op Sail” weekend, when those magnificent historic “Tall Ships” from eras long gone by sail majestically into Norfolk’s harbor and drop anchor adjacent to the retired USS Wisconsin – a resident attractiion of the city on which the musical was staged.
A tribue to the generous and talented performers who entertained our troops in 1945 when the Wisconsin was commissioned, “Salute” was energetically put on with the backdrop of the setting sun on a glorious harbor evening - topped off with a pyrotechnical display to memorialize all things nautical and beautiful. The entire evening gave new meaning to “gala” in its particularly festive context.
(One would think, in the doctor-patient context, that had ANY of those successful marchers suffered from ANY of the aforementioned conditions, the ‘doctor’ would soon become ‘successive’ had he not been aware of them when he prescribed the Vesicare. Really, folks, is ‘average patient’ now responsible for diagnostics and test result interpretation such that findings are to be shared with ‘average patient’s’ treating doctor so he doesn’t screw up and prescribe Vesicare to the hapless hyper-allergenic marcher whose dumb luck it was to now develop an overactive bladder which, as yet, she hadn’t had time to work up?)
Sunday - warm and sunny - was just perfect for grandpeep Charlie’s second b-day. He was just a bubble of dimples, giggles, and hugs and kisses all around. The kids seemed to fly all over the swing set and jungle gym; tumble in the grass waiting a turn at driving the Jeep and beeping the horn; laugh and peak through their blindfolds when pinning the butterfly on Curious George’s tree. And after gallons of cold juice, Charlie’s Curious George cake was the perfect pause before tearing open presents with renewed life!
(I watch and listen to this potentially lethal scenario, gleaned from this potentially award-winning sixty second ‘spot’: successful bronze pipe’s march becomes a walk, then a fall, groping forward in a desperate, last lurch toward an unreachable phone that will never follow a “911-order”. Marcher had ignored the heartburn, fiber-blasted the constipation, artificially teared her dry eyes, watered her dry mouth, squinted through her blurry vision. The wheezing – well successful pipes can’t just STOP for a cold. Of course she never forgot to take her anti-depressant but the confusion caused her to take two Vesicare that day. And when her lips and face and throat started to swell – what was it she was supposed to do?
She stopped marching and walked to think this through. Tired, she sat, groped for her cell phone to call her buddy, Pattipipe, but decided to nap first. But then she thought the grass must be getting to her because she was wheezing, call doc. . . ‘Reach out and touch some bo dy. . .’ Reaching, her crooning stopped, as did she. At the service, doctor, in the context of both sympathy and helpfulness, explained to her grieving, successful friends, that “Nothing should ever get in the way of taking care of yourself.” He left an ample pile of his cards next to the Guest Registry. Ambling down the carpeted marble steps, he was heard singing softly, “I’ve worked very hard to get where I am; I’ll never allow a leaky pipe to get in my way. . .”
In the context of ruminations, I think I’ll run with ‘playful’ tonight. There’s something about TV commercials – in the context of ‘pith’ - that makes me feel pesky. And we certainly don’t want to go THERE.
Later, Lorane. . . .